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HANGING CHADS
Book Description:
Physically and mentally abusive parents raise Maddy Sommers. Luckily, she has her beloved aunts and uncle to lean on, and their support builds her spirit and formulates her outlook on the world. Their love is not enough, however, to erase the torturous scars of her past.
Maddy grows up to loathe those that she considers bullies and takes it upon herself to right perceived wrongs. She exacts her brand of violent justice upon abusive mates who cross her path. Maddy manages to do so using both creative and messy methods while simultaneously seeking true love in her own awkward way.
Amidst vengeful bloodshed, Maddy's search for her personal prince is humorous and, at times, tragic. She is a romantically hopeful young woman who hides a deep, dark secret. Maddy is not to be crossed, but will her rage blind her when the right man comes along?
LINEAGE: HANGING CHADS BOOK II
Book Description:
Following a tumultuous lifetime of abuse, heartache, and violent bloodshed, 2023 was going to be Maddy Sommerses’ year. She was determined to leave behind her days of being a vigilante serial killer, for she had finally met her true love. Her soulmate. Her prince. She was literally and figuratively washing the vicious bullies’ blood from her hands and trading it in for a wedding ring and a lifetime of laughter and cuddling.
But she is forced to discard her plans for simple matrimonial bliss and return to her bloody and vengeful ways as family secrets reveal an all-too-real and maniacal threat. A threat to herself, to her family, to her country, and to the world.
As questions are answered, new questions are presented. What have her beloved Uncle Joe and Aunt Blair been up to for all these years? Who is this blonde nun who keeps following them around? Do hot dogs taste better being cooked over a burning corpse? What exactly is being served at the Halloween party? And, most mysteriously, what has her adoring husband been doing in the basement?
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Available at Personal Appearances
ASCENSION: HANGING CHADS BOOK III
Book Description:
THIS IS AN URGENT MESSAGE FROM JOSIE PARKER!
Can you readers out there please help me? I am the daughter of Maddy Sommers and Erick Parker, and I have found out that my loving parents have some…um…idiosyncrasies. I mean, like, they're vigilante serial killers, and I just don't know what to think about that.
Sure, a lot of the people they are taking out are involved in an international autocratic movement that is trying to overthrow the world's great democracies, but isn't there a better way? A more peaceful way? And do they have to get my childhood friends involved in their maniacal carnage?
All I want to do is live a happy, peaceful life with my loving family and take care of the stray cats and dogs in my neighborhood without having to look over my shoulder. But I fear that destiny may be calling me to ascend to another, more violent purpose. I'm so conflicted. Can anybody out there help me figure this out?
REVENGE OF THE DOWNTRODDEN: THE HANGING CHADS OMNIBUS VOL. 1 Contains: Hanging Chads, Lineage: Hanging Chads Book II, Ascension: Hanging Chads Book III
Book Description:
SEE! An empowered female serial killer hack, slice, blow up, and hang abusive men and wanna-be fascists!
HEAR! The anguished pleas from her victims as they meet their grisly demise!
FEEL! The throbbing in your heart as she experiences her first true love!
TASTE! Hot dogs that are cooked over a burning corpse!
SMELL! Entrails as they ooze out of their victims!
Revenge of the Downtrodden:
The Hanging Chads Omnibus Vol. 1 is a horrific feast for the senses! You will cry! You will laugh! You will swoon! You will cringe! You will laugh again, followed immediately by another bout of crying, and then be disgusted! So please join me as I take you on the journey of Maddy Sommers. Devoted niece and friend. Hard-working bookstore manager. Loving wife and mother. And…vicious serial killer of those that seek to oppress us all. This is the tale of Maddy Sommers's Revenge of the Downtrodden. And it is not for the weak of heart.
SOUL TWO SOUL
Book Description:
Arima Azar loves going on trips...trips in her mind, that is. Her perfect day is spent taking a hit off of a joint, gorging on junk food, and watching horror movies. But when she is suddenly awoken on her twenty-third birthday by a demonic force, she realizes that she has just been recruited to go on an entirely different trip. A trip that will force her to engage in a battle between good and evil. A battle between dark souls and good souls. A battle for the very existence of humanity. It will be a battle that she must wage alongside her loved ones and newfound friends…both living and deceased. Soul Two Soul is tragedy, suspense, romance, thrills, chills, and humor all wrapped up in an untidy little package. It is Scooby Doo meets Paranormal Activity meets Cheech & Chong. It is Soul Two Soul. And man, is it a trip.
PURPLE REIGN: HANGING
CHADS BOOK IV
Book Description:
Josie Parker has lost everything. She has lost her father. She has lost her mother. She has lost everything but her will to fight. To fight not only for her own survival and the survival of her remaining loved ones but to fight against a demonic existential threat against humanity. New patriots-in-arms will enter her life to be led in this cosmic war alongside her. But when the time comes for the final epic and bloody battle between good and evil, will this seventeen-year-old woman have the strength, fortitude, and maturity to overcome all that she has already lost? Or will she wilt under the pressure, leaving us all to die with her?
